well this is my first shot at a journal with out my dearest slautie sister helping me with it. not alot has been going on except im about to eat my dads awesome mac n cheese woooooooo! kellys over here makin retarded sounds at me. you know the usual weird things she does. but anyways ima go ahead and get to the real reason im doing this journal. for the random thing tizette [my sister] told me to do so here it is. drum roll please!
I don't know how to say this, but i hate you. I think I realised it when I saw the tiny head with Chuck Norris and I saw you carve your name in my cat. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that the garbage-man turns me on. Im sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your picture as a memory. You should know that I am makin a movie about a new life as a clone. Say goodbye to your creepy family from me./-your sissypoo addie-
I don't know how to say this, but __1__. I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__. I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__. Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory. You should know that I __10__ __11__. __12__ /-your name-
blue- our romance is over red- our affair is at an end white- I'm joining a monastery black- I hate you green- our horoscopes doesn't match grey- You're a perv yellow- I'm on the streets pink- Your nostrils are an insult brown- the mafia is after you no shirt- You're a loser other- I'm in love with your sister
2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night february- last year mars- when we were skinny dipping april- when I was high on sesame seed may- when I was shaving your legs june- when you put handcuffs on me july- when I threw up august- When I saw the tiny head september- when your dwarf bit me october- When I was taking a walk november- When I tied my shoes December- When your dog went crazy
3. FAV FOOD? tacos- in your house pizza- in your van pasta - in London Hamburger- Under the bus salad- while you were eating enchiladas chicken- with Chuck Norris kebab- in your closet fish- in woman-clothes sandwich- at the mental hospital hotdogs- in trans other- with mr and mrs Bush
4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS? yellow- hitting on red- insulting black- ignoring blue- punching purple- pour syrup on white- carve your name in grey- tear the clothes of brown- put leeches on pink- steal the toupee from no socks- sit on other- chasing out
5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR? black my best friend White- my father grey- john travolta Brown- my whoopee cushion purple- my pie red- th cookiemonster blue- my alovera plant Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana Orange my Carl Larsson-collection pink my cat no underwear my Cartman-statue Other- The crazy monk
6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV? Scrubs - man O.C. - sensitive One Tree Hill - open Heroes - ashamed Lost - turned on House - cowardly Simpsons - scarred the news - Mongolian American Idol masochistic Family Guy - senile other - frost-bited
7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW? happy- how bad I've been feeling sad- How boring you are bored- that your Honda sucks angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium Depressed- That I have changed sex exited- that there's no solution to nervous- the Middle east Worried- that we're cousins apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone other- "Deal or no deal" sucks
8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM/WALLPAPER? white- your ring yellow- your love letters red- your Darth Vader-poster black- your pet rock blue- the pillows green- the pictures of Portugal Orange- your artificial teeth brown- your cellphone grey- our matching snoopy-bibs pink- the old toe-nails other- your military service-memory-box
9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME? A/B - Your picture C/D - the oil-stock shares E/F - My virginity G/H - your neighbor Carl I/J - The blood-test results K/L- your left ear M/N - Your suicide-note O/P - my sense Q/R - your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V/W - your crime records X/Y/Z- your highschool grades
10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME? A/B shall always remember C/D never will forget E/F Always will try to forget G/H will inform The Swedish Tax Agency I/J have always felt dirty because of K/L have never laughed in public about M/N am makin a movie about O/P throw rocks at Q/R informed the psychiatrist about S/T get sick when I think about U/V/W told the news paper about X/Y/Z never liked
11. FAV DRINK? water- our friendship beer - pensioner Soda- a new life as a clone milk- eskimos wine- cocaine addiction Cider- a passionated intrest for mice Juice- woody allen-imitations limonade- your embarrassing rashes Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war other- hating Shrek
12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION? Thailand - Best wishes Sweden- love England- With pain Spain- Go f*ck youself China- gross wishes Germany- With relief Japan- go to hell Greece - Your enternal enemy Austraila- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me Egypt- Go now France- Good luck Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.
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